Code of Conduct

Welcome to WiggleWaggleWorth. You are among friends. These friends have agreed to the following:

Article I — Kindness is Mandatory

This community exists because animals needed a second chance. Extend the same courtesy to the humans in it. Unkindness will be met with a politely worded but firm intervention from The Butler.

Article II — The Animal is Always the Point

We are here for them. Debate training methods with curiosity, not combat. Every animal is different. Every journey is different. Respect both.

Article III — No Unsolicited Expertise

If someone shares their story, they are sharing a story. They are not submitting a report for peer review. Advice may be offered gently, when invited.

Article IV — Language Befitting the Establishment

WiggleWaggleWorth is a family establishment in the broadest and most chaotic sense of the word. Language should be suitable for an audience that includes both the very young and the comfortably elderly.

Article V — No Shaming

Not of animals. Not of humans. Not of unconventional sleeping arrangements, peculiar dietary preferences, or the decision to own fourteen guinea pigs. We are not here to judge.

Article VI — Photographs of Sufficient Quality

Blurry is acceptable. A single ear in frame is acceptable. Pure enthusiasm is acceptable. What matters is that you tried and that the animal is visible in at least some capacity.

Article VII — Respect The Wiggle

The WiggleWaggle Meter is not a competition. A score of one is not a failure. One is a beginning. Celebrate accordingly.

Violations of the Code will be handled with patience, firmness, and the quiet disappointment of The Butler.